a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen
"Little do men perceive what solitude is, and how far it extendeth.
For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures,
and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love.” — Francis Bacon
this speaks to me on an emotional level
… okay for the a second I thought the smoldering elf in the back was fondling the dude.
Hard to keep a straight face under that kind of “pressure”.
Ugh my heart seriously hurts. Maybe I should go see a doctor. Or exercise. Why’s it gotta be the heart. Just sounds tacky.
Why the dismissal of women’s readings of Sherlock bothers me so much
Male showrunners and actors: They’re just friends. Why are you reading sex into this?
Female fans: They obviously want each other.
Male showrunners and actors: No they don’t….
I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates
Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students.
Monopoly with business majors is the fucking worst
Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.
i can’t believe those weren’t puns
Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.
Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying
Just these. Wowow
I wish she had added Dudley with a magical child.
IT WAS ALL GOOD AND FINE UNTIL NUMBER FIVE DAMMIT
Number 5 just got me in my feels all over again! 😭😭😭😭😭😩😩
I need to disappear for a day. Or a few days.
Feeling awful, absolute crap.
I need a break.
These are the worst times when I rue my sobriety.
Fight between my mind and body
Where my mind begs for release
And absolute nothingness
And my body firmly refuses
With a sadistic mirth to my own pain
It’s like a race to heartbreak
Whether my heart will crumble
From its own physical limitations
Or the burden of my demons
Neck and neck
As they each pluck my heartstrings
And laugh at the music of my body
Buckling under the weight
I just can’t seem to hold myself up
All I wanted for Christmas was you.