February 2012
When eminem tries not to smile.. →
funniest10k:
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teeheeeheeee so cutee
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
myphil0sophy:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
up later because we’ve been on the phone for hours and...
"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
Watchohne-dich:
Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort erotic fan fiction
January 2012
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
So if guns kill people, I suppose pencils misspell... →
funniest10k:
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Watchhaironhisscalp:
icarusvsthesun:
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andthatlittleblackdress:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg i cannot breathe.
Lulz
I can’t believe he fell for it LOL. The very ending is killing me.
