However long I’ve had this blog has been quite long enough, considering what’s come out of it.
I’ve made a new tumblr to blog on (to properly blog on), if that’s at all possible with tumblr.
So let me know if you’re interested.
Otherwise, ‘twas a good run.
I’m regretfully fond of this account. Maybe I’ll keep it for reblogging purposes.
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
?We waste so many days waiting for weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life.?
You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city
bill gates, a real life hero
"mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue" "idfk shoot lasers at it"
IS HE TALKING ABOUT THE WEAPON OF MASS MOSQUITO DESTRUCTION (WMMD) I WROTE A RESEARCH PAPER ABOUT THAT AAAAAAAACED IIIIIIIIIT
?Get off my mind and give back my heart and get the fuck away from me?
Front Porch Step
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.
I love that there’s the argument that Hillary Clinton would not make a good president “because she’s a woman” and then blame her menstrual cycle for mood swings that she may or may not experience. Sorry to break it to you, but Hillary is 66 years old. I’m not exactly sure you know how the menstrual cycle works.
book of juda was found a few years ago and detailed that jesus orchestrated his own crucifixion. these missing gospel stuffs are really fascinating.
To the boys who may one day date my daughter
Mark is like ‘I don’t even know these people’
Death looks super cute
Death does look super cute
Is no one going to talk about the alpha vampire dude being adorable and blowing a kiss?
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.
^ Ah, I can’t wait until you become a parent.
finish this sentence: "benedict is a hot piece of "
STOP REBLOGGING THIS